We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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