Do you still have your period?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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