i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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