dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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