It's Friday. Sex?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
