On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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