OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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