5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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