she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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