I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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