I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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