She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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