i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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