did you get engaged???
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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