talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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