If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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