like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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