Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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