So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
thus making me awesome and them whores
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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