grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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