I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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