we're blogging at a bar
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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