ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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