just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Even my vagina gasped.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
