Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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