You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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