You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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