My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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