She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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