Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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