I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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