Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
