Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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