all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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