yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
love makes seman taste better
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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