did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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