how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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