At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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