Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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