Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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