I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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