But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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