Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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