i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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