plz talk dirty to me
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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