we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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