Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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