Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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