This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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