Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I love you.
Bad choice
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